what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
A bitch who didn’t ask you (via sheisjackieb)
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
Dude, my author fucking sucks.
DO YOU KNOW THE FEELING WHEN A FANFIC IS SO PERFECT YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM BUT YOU CAN’T SO YOU WIGGLE AND GIGGLE AWKWARDLY ALONE IN YOUR ROOM
i always see these screenshots of the donald trump twitter and i’ve always thought it was a parody account BUT IT’S ACTUALLY HIM?? A 67 YEAR OLD GRANDFATHER AND MAGNATE WITH A NET WORTH OF $4 BILLION WHO TWEETS AND INSULTS RANDOM PEOPLE LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD???
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.